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Thursday, May 23, 2013, at 23:11:10 MDT:Commander Pascoe joins.
MO: i havent seen you beforeMO: i guess you should identify yourself or somethingMO: you know to be politeCP: OkAy tHEn ;pCP: i'M cOMMAndEr pAScOE.CP: tHESE SqUirrELS ArE My HOMEdOgS. y'knOw, i coMMAnd tHEM, Etc.MO: okay just going to interrupt you for a secMO: can you stop speaking like thatMO: this capitalization silliness is getting kinda oldCP: okay, fine.CP: anyway.CP: i'm the leader of the squirrel army.CP: i've decided that it's TIME~~~~CP: to start an all-out war against those stupid chipmunks.CP: i mean GOSH, they're just ~horrible~.CP: you know why, of course. it's just common knowledge, as i'm sure a squirrel just told you.MO: no disagreements hereCP: good!CP: some elaboration on the plan:CP: we're going to write a letter to the chipmunks.CP: ~not labeled as being from us or anything~, so they won't know it's us.CP: it'll ask them to integrate 1 dx. CP: totes simple.MO: its just xMO: wont that be too simpleCP: remember, we're talking about chipmunks.CP: they're, like, really stupid.MO: ah of courseCP: here's a pencil and some parchment and shit. would you do the honors?
Muhshell: Compose letter.