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Sunday, August 18, 2013, at 23:31:06 MDT:It seems you forgot your shrine to FRESH. FRESH is a boy who's also gay and also 17. Coincidence? You think not. You began to set up your shrine to FRESH after you'd obtained a lock of hair from him. Because, gog damn, FRESH is fabulous. Anyone would steal a lock of hair from him.
Chipmunks: Actually read the letter this time.